Words are beautiful.
| me: | *breathes* |
| mom: | you need to change your damn attitude |
I just want a friend who’ll forgive me for being angry, and won’t judge me for being sad; I just want someone to show me I’m not alone.
dontchu wish ur girlfriend was a sarcastic asshole with an inferiority complex like me
(via feistie)
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
(via feistie)
can we all stop pretending that channing tatum is hot
(Source: ignitionremix, via feistie)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
(via feistie)
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
(via feistie)
*spit/choke*
file under things I should send to the ex one day
(Source: banxx)
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
one time?… I wish…
(via avenging-dumbledores-army)
